The Guitar and Bass Players

Whence cometh The Rock Bible? What's with the faux-Biblical thing anyway? Polyphonic Spree drummer Brian Teasley explains . . .

'As I peruse the aisles of planet corporate bookstore, I realise something: every two bit hobby has a Bible . . . except for rock and roll. Until now! Now there is a new demographic disease spreading like salmonella in a bowl of frat boy barf. That's right dear reader . . . The group I refer to is you and your lousy band. It's time we punished you all for your sins and sent you on the way of the enlightened'

Art direction by Bryn Ashburn for Quirk.